BIRTHDAY CARD QUICK! OPEN THIS CARD

This card folds out repeatedly, and the message inside this card reads:

No, not here...
keep going!
I promise you'll like it...
C'mon!
You're
almost there!
Don't stop
now!
YOU'RE THE GREATEST!
See? I told you it was worth it!
(and you didn't even get a paper cut!)
Happy Birthday

The writing on the front of this card is blue foiled, and appears darker in the image.

Size: 136mm x 210mm
Envelope included